A Kent teenager is accused of using counterfeit money in the school cafeteria. Police said he made phony $20 bills on a copying machine, then used them at his school cafeteria and at local restaurants.

Suicide Girls gets screwed by Bush's "War on Porn." The United States is next.

"The Man" explains 4:20 to parents.

A substitute teacher been told not to come back to a Wichita school after she told misbehaving students to clean up the mess left when someone defecated in the back of a fourth-grade classroom.

Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.

A 12-year-old Indian girl committed suicide after her mother told her she could not afford one rupee - two US cents - for a school meal.

Bush's plea for cash to rebuild Iraq raises $600. Because everybody loves Bush.

A major earthquake with a magnitude of 7.5 rocked northern Peru Sunday night, killing at least four people. Nature is trying to destroy us all.

A Harry Potter fan has spent her summer holidays writing out the latest book because she couldn't afford to buy it.

Posted September 26, 2005